Close One

I'm been sitting around for the past few days on pins and needles with the nervous squirts waiting to see if I would lose the channels that bring such brain rotters as A Double Shot At Love, Disorderly Conduct, and Degrassi. At the 11th hour, the greedy whores that run the companies that make up the television struck a deal and we will continue to enjoy these and other shows instead of paying attention to all the problems that are about to drown us as a country and as a world. Anyway, we now return to your regularly scheduled program.

Oh, and Happy New Year!