Rolling

It's the time of year when all the Thanksgiving and Christmas eating starts to show. Well, not exactly show, as in the case of the pocket of fat that has taken up residence between my thighs, but become apparent if not to everyone.

That being the case, I went to the gym today. I figured there would be fat people climbing all over each other, but there was a pretty sparse crowd. I'm sure that will change during the week with all the resoluting and false hopes of the chubby. I just want to walk without my thighs rubbing and have my jeans actually not roll down when I put them on. Is that too much to ask?