Mozart wasnt all she was cracked up to be. I mean she wasnt as big and as hopeless a chump as Lola, (the worst) but she was close. She never got any respect. She was repeatedly abandonded with brand new litters of pups. I lost track of how many times Flower evicted her and preggars to boot. Getting left behind with a new litter when Flower decided to change burrows, being forced to squirt out pups in a strange burrow, having another new litter of doomed pups eaten by her half sister Kinkajou, who Mozart let herself get muscled out of the running for DM of the Starsky by. Then the coup de grâce- after watching her evil 1/2sis Kinkajou get her just reward-suckin the pipe, after it was down to just the two of them, (being "the sensitive one", Mozart tried to keep Kinkajou warm and alive that last night) leaving her as the sole survivor of the Starsky (Carlos succumed to HIV contracted from years of indescriminate inter-gang fornication; his Kaposi's sarcoma was evident in his last episode) she resigns herself to living alone. Then, miracle of miracles, she meets Wilson of the Commandoes and goes face down/ass up with him for a night. The next morning, pregnant with *another* litter of pups she'll never get to see grow up, she hopes against hope that, smelling of Wilson's aftershave now, she could somehow get accepted into that group as she "so desperately needed" to be (how many times did we hear that in 3 seasons). Of course that didnt happen, so in a once-and-for-all last ditch effort to be in a family, she attempts to be accepted back into the Whiskers (OK now, try to look non chalant) and HER OWN FAMILY OF ORIGIN RUNS HER OFF LIKE A COMMON CRIMINAL! Can you say "First Rate Loser"? Come to think of it, maybe she was a bigger chump than Lola. At least Lola's hideous ass-in-face demotion by her sister Punk occurred in one episode, whereas Mozart's Rodney Dangerfield impression went on and on over 38 episodes. And what was up with her cause of death being listed as "jackal attack"? What self respecting, hungry jackal would just walk away from a tasty meal like an adult meerkat? The fact that she was found pulseless, apneic and in one piece leads to only one, obvious conclusion: Mozart, in an understandable black hole depression over the realization that she had achieved the rank of Meerkat Manor's All Time Emotional Abuse Circus Clown, pulled a Marilyn Monrat and took a lethal overdose of katnip. Long Live Mozart.
Mozart! Noooooo! I have to stop watching this show.
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Mozart wasnt all she was cracked up to be. I mean she wasnt as big and as hopeless a chump as Lola, (the worst) but she was close. She never got any respect. She was repeatedly abandonded with brand new litters of pups. I lost track of how many times Flower evicted her and preggars to boot. Getting left behind with a new litter when Flower decided to change burrows, being forced to squirt out pups in a strange burrow, having another new litter of doomed pups eaten by her half sister Kinkajou, who Mozart let herself get muscled out
of the running for DM of the Starsky by. Then the coup
de grâce- after watching her evil 1/2sis Kinkajou get her just reward-suckin the pipe, after it was down to just the two of them, (being "the sensitive one", Mozart
tried to keep Kinkajou warm and alive that last night)
leaving her as the sole survivor of the Starsky (Carlos succumed to HIV contracted from years of indescriminate inter-gang fornication; his Kaposi's sarcoma was evident in his last episode) she resigns herself to living alone. Then, miracle of miracles, she meets Wilson of the Commandoes and goes face down/ass up with him for a night. The next morning, pregnant with *another* litter
of pups she'll never get to see grow up, she hopes against
hope that, smelling of Wilson's aftershave now, she could somehow
get accepted into that group as she "so desperately needed" to be (how many times did we hear that in 3 seasons). Of course that didnt happen, so in a once-and-for-all last ditch effort to be in a family, she attempts to be accepted back into the Whiskers (OK now, try to look non chalant) and HER OWN FAMILY OF ORIGIN RUNS HER OFF LIKE A COMMON CRIMINAL! Can you say "First Rate Loser"? Come to think of it, maybe she was a bigger chump than Lola. At least Lola's hideous ass-in-face demotion by her sister Punk occurred in one episode, whereas Mozart's Rodney Dangerfield impression went on and on over 38 episodes. And what was up with
her cause of death being listed as "jackal attack"? What self respecting, hungry jackal would just walk away from a tasty meal like an adult meerkat? The fact that she was found pulseless, apneic and in one piece leads to
only one, obvious conclusion: Mozart, in an understandable black hole depression over the realization that she had achieved the rank of Meerkat Manor's All Time Emotional Abuse Circus Clown, pulled a Marilyn Monrat and took a lethal overdose of katnip. Long Live Mozart.
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